bargain basement husband
I wish this was a fake conversation between Andrew and I but it's not...
Setup: Baby is crying because he's tired. He was just fed and is fighting sleep, as usual. I was holding him but sometimes, he doesn't want to be held while drifting to sleep and he actually cries MORE because he wants to be down. He actually wants to go to sleep on his own in his crib. He was whining when this conversation happened.
Andrew: Jen, did you feed him?
Me: Yes I did. He's not hungry. He's tired. Just leave him be and he'll fall asleep.
Andrew: No. I know he's hungry. I'm heating a bottle.
Me: Please don't waste the formula. He was just fed 30 minutes ago.
Andrew: Jen, he's obviously still hungry. I'm feeding him.
Me: Do what you want I'm only his mother.
Needless to say, he heated the bottle, the baby screamed when Andrew was nearly force feeding him and eventually fell asleep when he left him in his play yard (play pen for us old timers) with his blanket. Alone.
Sigh.
He's still for sale. And I haven't gotten any respectable offers. Very disappointing.
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good luck!!